I have a blue paper fish hung up in my room I stole from my last school dance. Thats the inspiration for the name: Blue Fish On The Wall. This a blog where you can come to have a good laugh or maybe a small cry. Maybe come here to just have your heart warmed. <3

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $20 Amazon gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 
Rules:
MBF me (jerkidiot)
Must reblog and/or like this post
For extra entries, follow my twitter and my instagram!
Ends Friday, April 25th and the winner will be notified via ask box.
Winner will get:
The $20 Amazon gift card (the code, through ask box)
5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!
That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $20 Amazon gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 

Rules:

Ends Friday, April 25th and the winner will be notified via ask box.

Winner will get:

  • The $20 Amazon gift card (the code, through ask box)
  • 5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!

That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

littlemusicalwitch:

theodd1sout:

What I’ve been doing for the past week

http://i.imgur.com/yXppCBH.png

The crying part especially

aneternalscoutandabrownie:

jamesmdavisson:

So far, I have been enjoying the Adventures of Business Cat a great deal, possibly more than is appropriate for an adult human. (All of these are from the webcomic Happy Jar)

UPDATE: Now with more Business.

YES ALL THE BUSINESS CAT STRIPS IN ONE PLACE

I act and react, and suddenly I wonder “Where is the girl that I was last year?..Two years ago?..What would she think of me now?

—Sylvia Plath, The Unabridged Journals (via endangerment)

(Source: tarkovskologist)

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

petitedeath:

strikelikeahawk:

jessica-messica:

zagreussits:

How to wear a knife strapped to your thigh with a garter like a fucking lady while managing not to slice yourself open because you were fool enough to carry an unsheathed weapon next to a squishy part of your body that moves when you walk.

  1. Get a garter from somewhere; this one is a sock garter from Sock Dreams, which means it’s made to stay the fuck up there.
  2. Get a fucking sheath for those sharp, pointy things and put them in the sheath. There’ll be a velcro loop at the top so that they won’t slide out if you hold the sheath upside down.
  3. Put the garter through the loop at the top meant for whatever you’re using to attach it to yourself. Attach it to yourself, adjusting for ease of grabbing. You don’t want to put it on your inner thigh because that is awkward as hell to get out. The only way you’d be able to get it out in a timely manner is if you attached the sheath upside down, at which point you’d need two garters to keep the sheath from tilting inward toward your other thigh.
  4. Oh no, now the sheath is hanging loosely and is going to make a weird pattern against your clothing. Tuck that shit into your stockings if you’re wearing them, or use another garter if you’re not.
  5. Pull your pencil skirt back down over the knife sheath. Adjust accordingly due to tightness of skirt and shape of sheath. Make sure you can get at it as quick as you want.
  6. People look at you really strangely if this is the knife you pull out when you want to cut your apple up.

Vital Information for your Everyday Life.

Reblogging this so I remember to show it to my wife.

I used to do this in high school cause 2 days of the week we did internships and shit and i had to bus alone to downtown seattle and there always creeps. I recommend listening to this.

xxjustsomebloggerxx:

thegoddamazon:

wifelife:

Girls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:

  • a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
  • a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does

You can do this girl.

Be as resilient as your vagina.

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Shine bright like a ‘gina

 THIS IS THE MOST UPLIFTING POST

This is the most amazing thing I’ve ever read.

psychoticpixiedreamgirl:

intlsugarbaby:

sugar-babe-kira:

european-sugar:

prostheticknowledge:

Creepface

Online image search tool and Chrome extension that claims to locate US sex offenders in it’s database with facial recognition analysis:

This Free online safety tool uses Facial Recognition to scan photos of Potential Dates, Coaches, Teachers and more… Check them all with CreepFace instantly!

Just Right Click and Select “Scan with CreepFace” to check any online photo against 475,000 Registered Sex Offenders in the U.S.

Facial Recognition powered by FacialNetwork.com

The Creepface online search engine can be found here

REBLOOOG

reblooogggggg!!!!!

Keep all the girls safe!
And stay safe girlies.

Reblog constantly!

again, i can see this being extremely useful for sex workers who perform irl sexual labour in a one on one setting

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 
Rules:
MBF me (jerkidiot)
Must reblog/like this post
Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.
Winner will get:
The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)
5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!
That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 

Rules:

MBF me (jerkidiot)

Must reblog/like this post

Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.

Winner will get:

The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)

5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!

That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 
Rules:
MBF me (jerkidiot)
Must reblog/like this post
Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.
Winner will get:
The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)
5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!
That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!

jerkidiot:

I’m giving away a $15 iTunes gift card! Once a week, every Sunday, I will be giving away a $10-$50 gift card, either Amazon, iTunes, or Paypal, to say thank you to my followers! 

Rules:

MBF me (jerkidiot)

Must reblog/like this post

Ends Friday, April 18th and the winner will be notified via ask box.

Winner will get:

The $15 iTunes gift card (the code, through ask box)

5 free promos (to 70k+) whenever!

That’s it! Also, if you could please check out FeaturePoints, an app that gives you points for downloading apps (to cash in for prizes) that would be awesome!! It’s how I can afford to give something away constantly, and it benefits everyone! Thank you, and good luck!